2 Down – 2 To Go
The Kings dodged a bullet, an arrow and my wife’s dishes.
They had more turnovers than Howard Johnson, Sara Lee and Swanson.
Henrik Lundqvist gives up 5 goals about as often as I’ve gone to a “Harry Potter” movie.
Williams and “The Jinx” turn the puck over and its 2-0 Rangers
And the Kings had the Rangers right where they wanted them.
For fucks sake.
The Kings looked like Jack Johnson missing the net 11 times in the 1st
The Kings were off sides more than a John Elway hard count.
Stoll got the Kings back into the game and then Willie Mitchell scoring happens about as often as Trevor Lewis hitting the back of the net on a breakaway.
11 seconds later and Jonathan Quick gives up 4 goals for the 8th time
Then there was this:
The Rangers were 10-0 when leading after 2 periods
Lundqvist was 0-7 when allowing 3+ goals.
And the Rangers choked like a hooker at a big dick convention.
Lundqvist is STILL complaining that he was interfered with on King’s goal. STFU, he wouldn’t have stopped that puck ANYWAY. Kings touched in a thousandth of a second later. Now I know we’re in his head. How about all the times San Jose was running Quick and nothing got called? SHUT UP LOSER!
Every time Gaborik scores, Matt Frattin dies a little more.
Quick played like poop AGAIN but his save on Brad Richards and when it mattered most, in OT was the difference in the game.
The Kings haven’t led in this series for ONE SECOND
Kris Kreider had 9 hits through 2 periods then decided he couldn’t take it anymore and never got his 10th – Muzzin also had 9
Stoll was a beast in the circle winning 23 of 38 but Kopi continued to blow chunks winning only 16 of 41
Martin St. Louis was -3… and he scored.
Let’s see how fast those prices fall… Right now Game 4 tickets in MSG are 720 bucks each for the shit seats. Should the Rangers go down 0-3, those ticket prices will fall faster than Joan Rivers’ face.
Pia Toscano is MONEY!
So… is it coincidence that seconds after they played the “Dancing Boy” song, the Kings scored the game winner? You may say “yes” but think about it. BigMouthBarry does have some Mojo.
One last thing… Suck it Bryant Park