2 Down, 2 To Go
What do the North Korean Army and the Kings have in common?
What do the Kings and a Duck Hunter have in common?
They both stick it up the Ducks ass!
THAT was a grade one defensive clinic. An education. How do the Ducks look at themselves in the mirror and say, “We lost to a team without Mitchell and Regehr?”
Before the first sip of beer, before the ass was planted on the couch, Yo Gabba Gabby had us jumping for joy. We got him for Matt “Healthy Scratch” Frattin?
The only way the Ducks could score was when there were only 3 players on the ice.
Two more wins on the road?
Jonathan Quick wanted to remind everyone who wrote him off after 3 games in San Jose that they should all go fuck themselves. He does not accept your apology. Mine either. Hiller looked like Corky out there, didn’t he? All spazz like? He’s damn lucky he only had to face 15 shots.
Bruce Boudreau will be climbing into his Cadillac where his seat springs will be fully tested. He’ll be thinking , “If I could have taught Alex Ovechkin how to play like this, I might have two cups.” Then he’ll stop off at Taco Bell and order the entire left side of the menu.
Schultz is slower than Jason Allison on quaaludes, but he was solid. Few mistakes. Good reads. Good outlet passes. And correct me if I’m wrong, but isn’t he one of the nerd dudes in HBO’s new series “Silicon Valley?”
How many were holding their collective breaths when you thought Doughty blew out his knee, but instead were just hoping it was a stinger.
Alec Martinez has been a beast this entire season. For 6 million less than Doughty, too!
I loved the game plan of beating, pounding, punching, slashing and putting lipstick on Corey Perry. The absolute best was Quick punching him in the nut sack!
This was Darryl Sutter hockey at its best. This was team hockey. This was a fun game to watch. Now excuse me while I down a medicine chest full of pills to help calm my frayed nerves.
Staples is gonna rock Thursday.
What does a beat up Ducks fan look like anyway? Can someone please post a picture?
There were two men, one was a Ducks fan and the other was a Kings fan. These men were both madly in love with the same woman. So the woman challenged that whichever man does a better job at having sex with her would be her boyfriend. Both men accepted the challenge. That night, the woman had sex with the Kings fan and then the next night had sex with the Ducks fan. The next day the woman chose the Kings fan to be her boyfriend. Shocked and outraged, the Ducks fan asked why she didn’t choose him. She replied by saying, “You, like your team not only come up short but always finish early!”
So Billy Joel wouldn’t change his concert date to accommodate the Rangers so they wound up playing their 6th playoff game in 9 nights and they were as lethargic as Lindsay Lohan after an all nighter. From now on, when a song of his comes on the radio, I’m changing the station. Old fuck.
Rick Nash sucks.
Dear Wild. Win a fucking game.
AND the Clippers won, too?