Beat L.A.? Shut Up!
Matt Greene is now 1-0 since his return
Jonathan Quick is amazing… like a Wallenda Brother. Like Spiderman. Like naked triplets.
The Kings can’t score on the power play if they had 7 players on the ice and Bryzgalov as the opposing net minder.
Doesn’t this have a familiar ring to it? Deja Vu? Same old story? Young Pop stars being arrested?
Kings have lost 5 straight – San Jose has won 6 straight – Fat guys in Vegas put money on the Sharks who lose at home about as often as John Goodman loses weight.
The San Jose police were called early as Bracken Kearns cried that he was robbed!
The Kings still can’t score on the power play even if the opposition was 5 players named Mr. Magoo
San Jose only has 6 shots? THAT’S the Kings I know and love and masturbate to!
Oh, God do I just LOVE a jinx! “It should be noted that within this period, Alex Stalock has established a San Jose franchise record for the longest streak of minutes without allowing a goal…. of 170:58″
5 minutes later, Anze Kopitar ended that streak with a much needed goal. The only goal. Not a 3-2 goal. A 1-0 goal.
Okay, I’m gonna jinx it – Two periods and no Muzzin penalty?
The Kings are on a 4 minute power play! Can we decline?
The Kings couldn’t score on the power play if the entire factory cast of “Willie Wonka’s Chocolate Factory” were on the PK.
I just realized… has Mike Richards been the same since that concussion he suffered against Sean Bergenheim? Just wasted brain space thinking out loud while the Sharks are cycling the puck.
Did I really just eat an entire bag of cheese puffs?
Ever since Jeff Carter was named to the Olympic team, he’s been playing lights out (5g, 3a)
Ever since Drew Doughty was named to the Olympic team, he’s been playing like he’s gone out drinking every night. (1g, 3a)
Since Trevor Lewis returned to the lineup, the Kings are 9-11-2. Before that they were 11-6-2.
TSN reported the Kings are very interested in bringing back Mike Cammalleri – I buy this about as much as a Tom Cruise marriage.
Nick Kypreos and TSN say we are going to be involved in a “major trade” this week.
The Mayor says - #LAKings trade is coming sooner rather than later. Take it to the bank.
My predictions (which are ALWAYS right)
Trevor Daley and Danny Briere
Just ONE DAY after Gary Bettman was bragging about how strong the game of hockey is, comes word that the ECHL San Francisco Bulls have FOLDED with 32 games left in the season, leaving the San Jose Sharks without an ECHL affiliate and 22 players without jobs.
NBC’s ratings for the Kings/Ducks game were the highest ever – after watching that bore-a-thon, do you think people will ever tune in again?
To my friend Bobby Scribe – DL drafted Wayne Simmonds who is, without a doubt, a top 6 forward on ANY team.
THANK YOU EDMONTON! Never would have thought they would beat Vancouver tonight!
R.I.P. Pete Seeger – When I was a kid, Peter took a bunch of us kids out onto his boat on the Hudson river and played folk songs for us. It was a day I’ll never forget and a man who was generous and kind. May God be with you.