Can’t Win ‘Em All
“It’s a 3-2 League” – Darryl Sutter.
For the 2nd time this month, the Kings blew a lead going into the 3rd period and lost. 130-3-11 since April 4, 2009, when leading after two periods. Now I’m worried and it makes me as nervous as a pervert when Chris Hanson pops out from behind a curtain.
Okay, so I know you’re thinking it, so I went ahead and looked it up, because I love you and I aim to please:
The Kings are 16-8-2 when Jake Muzzin takes a penalty. Although did he think he was a freight train tonight?
My first thought was… “Whomever plays the Wild in the first round will sweep them”. My second thought was, “This is a team desperate for a playoff spot?” My third thought was, “I wonder how much I can save on my car insurance?”
Alec Martinez is hotter than…
a) Kate Upton with me:
b) Bar Rafael and Bar Paly at a bar
c) Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie sandwich (don’t lie, you’ve thought about it)
For the second straight game the Kings allow a power play goal. Now I’m worried and it makes me as nervous as a Mexican crossing the border with a Chevy Vega full of kush.
How many points does Justin Williams have AG? (After Gaborik) 3 goals, 3 assists in 13 games. Kopitar in that same span has 5 goals and 6 assists AG. Guess which player is in jeopardy of being sent to Mike Richardsville in the near future if he doesn’t start producing more?
Look who showed up tonight!
The Kings could have been 3 points behind Chicago with a win and could really use home ice advantage in the 3rd round (see what I did there?)
I loved the Neiderreiter sandwich!
I love it when announcers talk about things I know nothing about and expect me to understand them.
Nice way to put your stamp on the playoffs Jets! They won’t win another game.