“Don’t Get Beat By Jagr”
Rope a dope?
Act like you do when you see a bear and play dead?
Tortoise vs the hare?
The Devils looked like they were doing the same thing they always do against the Kings… lose.
The last time I saw something this dominating, her name was Big Bertha, she wore leather and she could raise a few blisters with a cat and nine tail.
2 shots allowed in the 1st, 3 shots allowed in the 2nd.
The Kings power play had more shots than Charlie Sheen on a Saturday Night.
Trevor Lewis had a breakaway. That was the problem. TREVOR LEWIS had a breakaway.
Tanner Pearson missed more nets than Shaquille O’Neal
Don’t get beat by Jagr. Don’t get beat by Jagr. Say it like a mantra.
Kopitar hit the post and I cursed the hockey Gods… then I quickly apologized to them and begged them for forgiveness.
I’m glad Schneider was the player traded and not Luongo. This kid is good. Luongo sucks.
Carter scores again! Oh, wrong Carter!
The hockey Gods accepted my apology and helped Anze and Williams tie the game. Anyone miss Patrick O’Sullivan? Anyone?
The Devils played last night yet had a very spirited 3rd period. I had a few spirits in my living room.
OMG! Muzzin went a whole game without taking a penalty?!?!
Matt Frattin drew not one, not two, but THREE penalties tonight, all while looking like the Elephant Man.
Linden Vey, delicious. Colin Fraser? Happy he’s in the press box.
This 3 on 3 in OT is pretty cool, and nail biting, and underwear staining.
LOL – what did I write above? “Don’t Get Beat By Jagr!”
Scrivens gives up 2 goals on 15 shoos? He SUCKS! TRADE HIM! WHY DID WE TRADE BERNIER!?!?!?!?!
Remember how annoying those “I’m cooking with gas” commercials were years ago? That stupid girl on the beach commercial drives my blood pressure up about 10 points.