Doughty Scores Twice, Carter Has a Hat Trick…
… anyone else thinking that Sutters’ system sucks? Is as choking as a UFC hold? As boring to watch as “Inside Llewyn Davis?”
Or is it the wide open ice? Is it the level of talent?
“I don’t know what’s going on. I don’t score like this in LA at all.”
Imagine Doughty in Babcock’s system passing to Datsyuk and Zetterberg. He’d win the Norris every year. Hell, imagine Doughty in Bylsma’s system passing to Crosby or Malkin.
Even KOPITAR is scoring (before he got what every one of us has had at one time or another this year. It’s gnarly. My daughter had it on Valentines day and projectiled right on to my lobster. Seriously. There went 90 bucks worth of country club deliciousness.)
Brown has even scored.
The Kings collectively have scored more goals in Sochi than they have for the Kings in 7 games.
Sutter needs to wake the fuck up and let the boys open up.
Anyone else notice there have been no boarding calls? I wonder who is getting the majority of these boarding calls in the NHL? Talented players, or shit scrubs?
It’s nice to know the US won’t have to play Canada or Russia unless its in the Gold Medal game.
When are they EVER going to learn?
Zigfried (or was it Roy) puts his head in the mouth of a lion and is then surprised when the lion nearly rips his fucking head off.
The Crocodile Hunter Steve Erwin gets killed by a sting ray after years of messing with sharks and deadly snakes.
How many killer whales have attacked their “masters” at SeaWorld? THEY’RE KILLER WHALES! They’re called KILLER for a reason! They KILL.
Now, Jamie Coots, the star of “Snake Salvation” dies from… being bit by a snake!
So I’ve gotten myself in trouble again. I watched “12 Years a Slave” over the weekend and wrote that they said “the N word” quite often. Now I didn’t say “N”, I said the whole word, and people are jumping down my throat for saying what they must have said about 200 times in the movie. I wasn’t being nasty. I just simply said, They said the “N” word a lot.
Sensitive fucking people!