First Bitch Fest of the Season!
Darryl Sutter said the Kings had to be better than last night because frankly, despite the win, the Kings were somewhere in-between coma and clinically dead.
They peppered the Jets with 18 shots in the 1st period…. which was the same amount of shots they had ALL GAME against the Wild (for those who didn’t think the Kings were playing on Heisenberg’s meth)
They score TWICE on the power play. So now the Kings go on a 1 for 31 streak!
How many goals did Anze Kopitar have? The same amount of times I’ve been laid in the last 2 weeks.
This severely overpaid “leader” better get his head out of his Slovenian ass because the Kings lose this game because of his inability to put the puck in the net! Much like his astonishing playoff.
When Matt Greene has more goals than you do, there’s a big fucking problem.
Guess how many times the Kings gave up 5 goals last season? No come on, don’t read the next line. Guess.
In two games, the Kings have been about as physical as my Grandmother fending of an attacker with her purse.
Last season the Kings had 6 back-to-backs during the regular season. How many times did Quick start both games? ZERO. The genius of Darryl Sutter (he won us a cup, I know, just shut up and let me vent) WHY start now? Oh yes, the absolute confidence Sutter has in Ben Scrivens. Quick looked like Lindsey Lohan at an open bar on Kane’s goal.
It was certainly a spirited 3rd period and I can’t remember the last time the Kings had 2 power play goals in the same PERIOD. (I’m not going there. Not gonna do a wife/period simile. Not gonna do it.)
Last season the Kings scored the first goal 26 times. They only lost 4 times. Fucking stats.
Dustin Brown is rustier than Mater.
Mitchell has Jack Johnson-itis… wide right.
Matt Greene is the new Jarret Stoll for taking at least one stupid penalty a game.
Last night Trevor Lewis plays netminder. Tonight, Matt Greene. Think the Kings miss Rob Scuderi?
I very much would like to see Dan Carcillo in the lineup Monday beating up Brian Boyle.
That girl in the Hooters commercial is so hot, and so filled with silicon and porn make-up.
Flo needs to be assassinated.
Hey! Toronto got one right!!!
Aaaaaaaah, feels good to get that one off my chest. Onto the shitty Rangers.
Yes, I will absolutely be booing Blake