Fuck a Duck
Not only did it suck that the Kings lost in Minnesota, but then to watch Dallas blow a 2-1 late in the 3rd to LOSE to San Jose made me want to club baby seals.
Did I not tell you Minnesota would be like a cornered rat – The Kings did their best to beat the shit out of them (loved the Dustin Brown elbow) but now they’re gonna be pooped going into a well rested Detroit tomorrow. San Jose should easily beat Phoenix so the Kings will HAVE to win on Saturday and MAY even fall to 6th and have to face the fucking Canucks.
I’m so unhappy right now I could take a shit and not flush.
All this and a probable Dustin Brown 1 game suspension.
Well, there’s always tomorrow. I’d even be happy with a point.
Dear Anze, the last time you scored a goal, I was still a a virgin. 6.8 million dollars, buddy.
Is it me or did Voynov hesitate juuuuuust a split second too long with 11 seconds left?
The Kings have 18 wins at home – that’s tops in the league – me thinks we really need home ice advantage (thank you Kings FANS!)
The Red Wings scored 3 power play goals against the Coyotes. The Kings have killed off 17 in a row.
Can we put the Red Wings out of their misery already? I mean, sure, at least they’ll give Chicago a challenge, but wouldn’t you like to see Jack Johnson lose 4 straight games to Chicago and set a record for minus in a series?
Here’s a fact courtest @UberFact: 70% of murders committed in Detroit go unsolved.
Damn you wedding anniversary! Of COURSE it has to fall during the game. Hmmm. Maybe I can eat fast and fuck faster and catch the 3rd period. Nice, right?