Gibson is a Guitar Not a Goalie
John Gibson was a giant piece of meat ready to be torn to shreds by hungry lions. Instead the Kings decided to play vegetarian and while they were standing around smelling their own farts, the Ducks were scoring their 3rd straight power play against the Jennings winners.
It was a playoff game about as appalling as an O.J. Simpson verdict, as disgusting as Gary Glitter on a Vietnam trip, as horrifying as waking up next to Kirstie Alley without make-up.
They never bumped the dude, they never rushed the net, the power play was about as anorexic as Karen Carpenter and despite not allowing the Quacks a shot in the entire 2nd period, they were like a 15 year old virgin boy who didn’t know how to stick it in.
It was so “Carrie” like that Sutter pulled Quick just to piss him off so he’d shut out the Ducks Monday.
The fourth straight time the road team has won in this series. Yeah, you already knew that. I just felt like typing it to give myself something else to bitch about.
Drew Doughty actually had ONE shot bringing his series total to 4. But his shoulder is 100%, right? I mean, he CAN lift it to shoot the puck. There’s NOTHING wrong with him AT ALL. I did love him hurting “Loafers” Perry AND he did block 3 more shots.
The Kings were credited with 52 hits bringing the series total to over 200, yet the Ducks are bouncing off like rubber balls.
The Key of course were the massive amounts of giveaways (21) vs their opponents (9). I’ve seen better outlet passes at the Cabazon mall. (reaching for a joke there)
Kyle Clifford had one shift in the 3rd period and was frozen like a popsicle stick on the bench. Maybe its time to put Nolan in the lineup so he can finish off Smelly-Pelly once and for all.
The Kings were as lifeless as the 3 guys I watched get knocked the fuck out tonight in the UFC match ups.
On the bright side, at least I saved 173 bucks by watching the game in Toronto.
A real playoff game was played tonight as Montreal and Boston beat the shit out of each other again while Anaheim and the Kings were swatting each other with their purses.
I’m pooped – off to bed.
“Figures a gay guy would get drafted by a team called the Rams!” – Earl Skakel