Guess What, Vancouver? Your Strategy Didn’t Work!
Looks like they traded Dan Carcillo a week too soon.
Remember about a week ago when I asked the question, “Who is the biggest idiot in the NHL?” and My #1 and #2 were Zach Kassian and Tom Sestito.
Well, it didn’t take long for those two blockheads to prove me right.
Canucks GM Mike Gillis whined like a little bitch when Dustin Brown ran into Roberto Luongo (hurting him) so Brown was a much targeted man tonight.
9 seconds into the contest, NINE, Kassian takes a Muzzin style penalty. (Doesn’t Kassian look like Patrick Starr from Spongebob?)
And the Kings couldn’t do shit. Make it 4 of their last 39
Tom Sestito took his turn being a complete TOOL and got himself kicked out of the game for using Jordan Nolan as a speed bag.
And the Kings couldn’t do shit with a 7 minute power play.
2 man advantage for almost a minute?
Anemic. Asshole Davis Payne.
8:13 of power play time. EIGHT FUCKING MINUTES!
I don’t believe in Drew Doughty’s statement that the, “Onus is on the players”
If you have a shitty script, the movie is likely to suck no matter WHAT top Hollywood actor is in it.
If you have a shitty coach drawing up shitty plays, even the best players aren’t going to score. Bring back Jamie Kom….. wait… never mind.
Okay, I’m done with that rant now. On to the 2nd period.
Oh, look! Another power play! Can we decline?
How does Matt Greene get a concussion (according to a Dennis Bernstein tweet) when no punches are thrown?
Nice slew foot on Doughty. No retaliation? None?
Yay, another power play! We should score NOW, right? Especially after what they did to our Doughty fella.
I think tonight is proof positive that the hockey Gods just don’t like the Vancouver Canucks. To have Dustin Brown, who had a bullseye on his back all night scoring the winning goal is just plain wrong… but the Kings will take the much needed 2 points. Besides, hockey Gods love warm weather and hot girls with big breasts.
Jonathan Quick did the rest and the Kings have a whole shitload of shutouts.
Mike Richards is not liked by the hockey Gods – that was just cruel and unusual punishment
Muzzin took his usual stupid penalty.