Here Comes a Major Injury!
Mr. “Glass half empty” strikes again!
Come on, you’ve thought about it. You just don’t have the balls to jinx it like me.
We’re all just waiting for the ax to fall. That Jeff carter shoulder injury. The Drew Doughty strained knee.
The Kings have basically had to deal with just ONE major injury all season and that was Jonathan Quick’s groin. It was massaged back to health by sultry Asian women who giggle.
What the hell else is there to talk about?
Brown seems to have gotten over whatever the hell he’s gotten over… maybe he’s just away from four screaming kids for a few days. We all know what a vacation THAT can be.
Even Mike Richards is beginning to look like the Mike Richards who hasn’t been earning his 7.6 million dollar salary this season.
Dwight King still looks like Patrick Star from Spongebob.
How come none of us are talking about how much the Kings should be paying Gaborik over the next 3 seasons? 7 mil? 8 mil? It ain’t gonna be 4, it ain’t gonna be 5 and it ain’t gonna be 6. Not when Vanish and Moulson are about to be stupidly paid.
Where does Matt Greene wind up? Has to be Toronto. They’re the only ones dumb enough to pay him.
Is Randy Carlysle that good or that bad? He wins a cup with Pronger and Neidermeyer yet his Toronto defense is like that wafer thin wall you find in apartments in Japan. Dave Tippet’s team gets WORSE every year and yet he somehow manages to make the damn playoffs every year.
I don’t know who I’m rooting for? Minnesota or Vancouver. One sucks, the other will be humiliated in the 1st round.
Want to read something SHOCKING? Ready? Here goes. Jake Muzzin hasn’t taken a penalty in five straight games! (jinx #2)
Don’t look now but Vancouver has won 3 straight and play 6 of their final 8 games at HOME.
Pittsburgh only has 5 overtime losses this season. How about the Kings make it 6 tonight?
Has there ever been a Kings season where there HASN’T been a player who had 100 PIM? Clifford only has 79.
Anyone miss Colin Fraser? Anyone?
Hey, weren’t the Kings saying they couldn’t keep Linden Vey because of salary cap constrictions? Wasn’t that like 3 weeks ago? Don’t they have 1.4 million avail?
Since Matt Frattin was traded to Columbus, the Blue Jackets have played 10 games (plus the postponed game) – Matt Frattin has been a healthy scratch for NINE of them.
Keaton Ellerby has just 2 goals and 4 assists in 49 games since being traded to Hell. Alec Martinez has that in his last EIGHT games.