How Much Do You Hate The Ducks?
“I hate the Ducks, I hate the Ducks, I hate the Ducks”
That’s a frequent cry on XM204
I hate the fucking Ducks.
I hate that (f*****) Corey Perry. Bruce Boudreau sucks as a coach. They have goaltending issues. The Kings cannot, I repeat CANNOT lose this series. Plain and simple. Dallas almost beat them, save for a remarkable comeback, Dallas, who had no business being in the playoffs in the first place, gave the Ducks a Randall “Tex” Cobb beating (Cobb always lost his fights too)
Sutter should be able to handle Anaheim the way Lamar Odom handles a crack pipe.
“They were playing like when they won the cup” – Bruce Boudreau
Beauchemin is a douche. Selanne is older than Joan Rivers. They don’t have George Parros anymore so Kyle Clifford might be able to beat someone up.
I was on cloud 9 and 10 all day today. You?
Oh no! Mike Futa to be interviewed for the vacant GM job in Vancouver? According to Bob McKenzie. Thanks for Tanner Pearson and Tyler Toffoli Mike. And everyone else you’ve made Lombardi pick (except Hickey, he sucked)
San Jose fallout?
Who gets the ax? Joe “I forgot to show up again” Thornton? Todd “I can only beat the King in the post season when they don’t have Kopitar” McLennan? Doug “I didn’t make any deadline deals” Wilson? Antti “I only won a Stanley Cup in Chicago because of the defense” Niemi?
If Montreal beats the Bruins, that would be a good thing. If the Rangers beat Pittsburgh, that would be a good thing.
Montreal or the Rangers vs the Kings in the finals? I just may just spill some baby gravy in my pants right now.
Halak to the Islanders? Will they EVER learn? He couldn’t do anything in Montreal, he couldn’t do anything in St Louis, he couldn’t do anything in Washington. WHY DO THE ISLANDERS THINK HE CAN DO SOMETHING FOR THEM? WHY AM I YELLING?
The Blues Brian Elliott on free agency: “I think I’ve made a reputation throughout the league as a hard-working guy that can come in and win big games and do a lot for a team.”
WIN BIG GAMES? Didn’t he lose FOUR STRAIGHT to the Kings last season and wasn’t he the loser in FOUR STRAIGHT to the Kings the year before? If Brian Elliott wins “big games” then I’m the best “American Idol” singer ever!