I Want Explanations
Why are the Kings so bad so early? Have they tuned Darryl out like an AM station? Playoff hangover or just hungover from having the weekend off? Is it too early and I should I just STFU?
How does Phoenix score 6 goals against the Rangers, San Jose score 9 against the Rangers and the Kings score 1 against the Rangers?
How do the Kings, who play heavy metal and house music all game long come up with that awful uninspiring opening ditty? Remember how we all “booed” the Annoying Orange video’s when the opposition was in the penalty box and it was gone after 2 games.
Where were all the Rangers fans? Usually New Yorkers (who couldn’t AFFORD New York so they moved here) stuff themselves into Staples when their beloved team comes to our crib. There were only a handful. I didn’t see too many in San Jose tonight either. I saw ZERO there after the 2nd period.
Why aren’t the people in the 300 sections who chant repeatedly throughout the game not featured on the jumbotron?
How come the Kings can’t score a 5 on 5 goal, much like last season? Didn’t they learn ANYTHING over the off season? 4 goals in 3 games. Worth the 135 dollar ticket! That’s an endless number of golf games!
Explain to me after his 4th goal, how Tomas Hertl didn’t get his stick shoved up his ass by ANY Rangers player?
How is it Dodger Stadium was sold out AND Staples Center was sold out? I thought there was a lot to do in L.A.?
How is Matt (-4) Frattin and a 2nd round pick equal to Jonathan Bernier?
Explain to me how the Kings have 7 goals, they’ve allowed 10 and Muzzin is a -5 WITH a goal and an assist. That’s REALLY bad, and really benched!
Why does Slava Voynov only have 3 shots on goal in 3 games?
How 6.8 million dollars is worth 2 points and a 43% faceoff percentage
Is Mr. Magoo keeping track of the HITS at Staples? They claim the Kings had 40 hits against the Rangers and I don’t recall a single one, yet the Kings only manage 18 against the Jets and 20 against the Wild??? FORTY???
I can explain how Mark Andre Fleury is 3-0 with a 1.00 goals against average. Rob Scuderi.
Brad Richardson has a goal and an assist playing 14 minutes with Vancouver. How come when everyone leaves the Kings, they suddenly become better?
How come DirecTV came to my house to install a new system and in the process fucked up my internet and DirecTV says I have to contact TimeWarner my internet provider to fix it?
I miss PA announcer David Courtney. The new guy still blows.
I WANT ANSWERS DAMMIT!