If “The Caltrans Cone” Is In, Who Is Out?
He’s slower than a grandmother on Nyquil, he’s burned more than bacon, he’s often dusted like an alien from “Mars Attacks”
But it looks like “The Caltrans Cone” will be in the lineup tomorrow night.
Who comes out?
“The Jinx?” – The thing I really like about “The Jinx” is that every time he gets the puck HE SHOOTS IT. Every time Schultz had the puck, he acted like the net was kryptonite. EVERY TIME. “The Caltrans Cone” tends to be more conservative that Ann Coulter.
Does Sutter go with 7 defensemen?
I think I like this plan. Then again, when I think, I get a headache. Other than Lewis skating fast and making some decent plays on the PK, and missing TWO golden opportunities to score on the breakaway, he’s expendable… but I think I’d rather have HIS speed in the game against the Rangers rather than “The Caltrans Cone”.
Bench Clifford? I like that the Kings are doing what they do best. Pounding the opponent like pizza dough. I mean, lets face it, Clifford has scored his one goal for the playoffs.
Bench Voynov? How come everyone but the coach thought Slava blew nacho and marguerita chunks last game? Okay, so typing that just scared me like a “Paranormal Activity” movie, so maybe “The Jinx” is the odd man out. At least “The Caltrans Cone” will be well rested and should be in a mood to smash some Rangers into that little town outside of Manhattan called Concussionville.
Time For Kopitar to Step Up
Show these East coast assholes what you’re made of. We don’t need the Kopitar that fell into a playoff-long slump last season with the only injury being a bruised ego. We need the dominant Kopitar that melted Joe Thornton into crayon wax, who corkscrewed Getzlaf into a boardwalk mooring and was the only center in two seasons to get the best of Jonathan Toews.
I’m late to the party on this but…
Patrick O’Neill Blasts The Morons knows as Mason and Ireland on ESPNRadio
Pierre, You Shouldn’t Have Come!
I guess we’ll just have to continue to listen to McGuire whine and complain like he always does, THEN go on NHL radio and drone on like he just got out of bed… instead of absolutely ruining the Penguins like I was hoping he would do.
Pia Toscano claims she was 17-0 when she sings the anthem... but she’s on tour with JLO… but she’ll be there tomorrow! Even MORE reason to love Pia!
When the Kings lost to Chicago, The Vegas broad was named PERIL. Seriously?
The Barber-Shop Quartet blew chunks… but they ARE 1-0
Check out the BLACK DOT in the middle of the picture
That’s your truly STANDING in the middle of the ocean nearly 200 yards away!
I know I’m in paradise, but the real paradise it at Staples Center