Jack in the Box

Greetings from freezing cold Toronto

Welcome back Jack Johnson. You spent years and years on shitty Kings teams only to be traded the year they won the Stanley Cup. Now, you’ll spend years and years on crappy Columbus teams.

Darryl Sutter decided to bench his 58 million dollar goaltender in favor of trade bait Jonathan Bernier.

The Kings bored everyone in the 1^st period with a lackluster power play and 9 shots on goal from… I don’t even know where. How did they have 9 shots?

Holy Shit! Columbus blonde interviewer to Jack Johnson between periods: “Do you think you set the presidents during the first period?”

In the 2^nd Johnson absolutely destroyed Anisimov with a slap shot… oh… wait…. Anisimov is on HIS TEAM!

Just when the game was about to become as dull as a night in Hugh Hefner’s bedroom, Kyle Clifford scored a goal that even woke up Rip Van Winkle.

The Kings have now killed off 42 straight Columbus power plays

Even Richards scored? On a 5 on 3? And the Kings are back to .500?

There’s hope yet.

Muzzin reminds me a lot of Sean O’Donnell – some defensive skill but absolutely ZERO offensive skills.

Houston, we have a problem – Drew Doughty has gone 12 games without a goal. He was fat before, now he’s just awful. He leads the league with a -10 and can’t score. “There’s other parts of the game” he told the media. NOT FOR SEVEN FUCKING MILLION DOLLARS A YEAR!!!! The new haircut didn’t help either.

Jamie Kompon – 11-0-3 – just saying

How about those Flyers, huh?