Jones Crusher, Jones Crusher
Deadly Jaws, Better Get The Gauze
– Frank Zappa
Color me impressed.
No, seriously. Color me. Crayola, spray paint, nail polish.
13 straight games without a goal in the 1st period?
14 straight games allowing 2 gold or less?
Darryl Sutter starting Martin Jones instead of Ben Scrivens.
The Kings Power play
I took a shit, threw up on top of it then threw darts at Davis Payne’s ugly mug. 1 out of 30 is about as good
Jeff Carter sent Ryan Getzlaf a turkey for next year to say “thanks” for that very delicious turnover giving the Kings a lead in the 2nd period. I went to take a celebratory shot of 25 year old Glenfarclas and while the delicious tasty was dripping down my throat, Kojak tied the game.
The Kings taking stupid penalty after stupid penalty game after game after game after game.
Brown tying Jim Fox’s record for goals as a King
The Kings in shootouts recently.
Killing a 5 on 3 in OT for 1:04
One of the best overtime’s of the year!
51 shots after playing the Blues last night?
YOU’VE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME IMPRESSIVE!
Jones stopping NINE Ducks in the shootout!
MUCH BETTER THAN SCRIVENS IMPRESSIVE!!!
Jeff Schultz recalled – Tanner Pearson, not ready for NHL duty. Guess that means Greene ain’t coming back soon.