King Signs – Kyle Clifford’s Days Numbered?
As expected, Dwight King avoided being compared to Patrick Starr of Spongebob fame and having to face the fact that none of his goals were scored on the power play, by signing a 3 year deal worth half as much as what Dustin Penner got for doing absolutely nothing. (He still doesn’t have a job as of this writing).
So what does this mean for Kyle Clifford?
It means he’ll be playing in Edmonton at the start of the season.
With the Kings needing cap space to:
a) keep Andy Andreoff (because the Mayor says he absolutely makes the team)
b) keep Braydon McNabb
c) keep Crackhead
There’s going to have to be some collateral damage.
Manchester is kinda thin, so maybe bringing back a prospect and/or Lombardi’s favorite… a 2nd round pick.
The Kings already have Jordan Nolan to do the dirty work with Crackhead banging bodies as well at half the price.
How come nobody wants Colin Fraser? The guy is a good luck charm with 3 cups! Tampa should sign him based on that fact alone! You know 10 years from now he’ll be the answer to a trivia question.
Whatever happened to Scott Parse? He’s pulled a full on Natalee Holloway.
With all the talk surrounding Toronto these days, not ONE mention of Brandon Kozun making the team?
Is Derek Forbort officially another Dean Lombardi bust?
Dan Carcillo is also unemployed. Are you as shocked as I am? It will be interesting how many times he gets suspended in the KHL for being an idiot.
At least Keaton Ellerby gets to stay in the league for another year. Anyone want to buy his Kings game worn jersey?
Opening night is 9 weeks away? Where the fuck has summer gone already?
I very much like my new Cobra Bio-Cel driver. The Callaway Hot X2 was just a bit too heavy, although I did buy the Callaway hybrid and love it!
Every year I drink way too much beer at the games and spend the summer working it off. Hasn’t been that easy in life after 50.