Kings Penalty Kill Saves The Day!
“These Kings are are pretty well coached team” – Penguins radio broadcaster Mike Lange
I’m not going to say the Kings blew another 2 goal lead – I’m not even going to write that. What would be the point? That would be like saying Lindsay Lohan is a psychopath or the Kardashians have fat asses.
I don’t miss Jack Johnson at all. As a matter of fact, the trade that brought Jeff Carter to the Kings was as brilliant as the Academy of Motion Pictures Arts and Sciences voting “A Great Beauty” best Foreign Film (although nobody, not one person, can tell me what the fuck it’s ABOUT!).
Alec Martinez now has more goals than Drew Doughty and makes 6 million dollars less in doing so, but best of all, it keeps Matt Greene in the rafters wondering which team will be his employer next season.
I’m not even going to say the Kings had to stay out of the penalty box against one of the top pp units in the business – I’m not gonna say that. Darryl Sutter said that in his pre-game interview. Stay the hell out of the box! And he wasn’t talking about skanky pussy either.
I can’t really blame the Kings for parading 7 times into the sin-bin. I can’t say that because…
Okay, I have to get this off my chest…
THOSE MOTHERFUCKING COCKSUCKING REFS CALLING PHANTOM CALLS!!!!!
I’ve seen some shady shit in my day – I’ve seen guys named Vinny cornering refs and saying “make sure the Penguins win this game” but holy fuck a duck! I mean, they were FANTASY calls? I’ve seen mirage’s better than the 2 invisible calls made. You can’t even make that kind of a bad call on a video game!
It was about this time I went into the garage and got my Barry Bonds model bat – the kids were sent to their rooms and I was ready to head down to Best Buy for a new big screen following the game. It was cocked and ready to go as once again the Kings were gonna get anal raped by a “non-reviewable call.” Again.
But the ultimate result was as shocking as the Kings 3 game road sweep and FINALLY it was some OTHER teams’ turn to bitch and complain.
The Kings tied a record held from 1975-75 when the Kings won on 8 straight road games. Most of you reading this were not only NOT born in 74-75, you weren’t even an IDEA. And the Kings won 10 straight on the road during their cup run so who cares.
Dwight King was scratched – was Sutter just sick of looking at his goofy mug?
I jinxed it. Muzzin took a penalty today.
Mike Lange made a funny. He called Tyler Toffoli “Tough O-Lee”
Dear Bob Miller. The Kings cannot SET a franchise record for consecutive ROAD wins Saturday at Staples as a) Staples is where the Kings play and b) it would be a HOME game, Bob.
More Mike Lange – “Wow, that Justin Williams for Patrick O’Sullivan deal goes down in Kings history as one of the best”
Luc Robitaille was named to the Hall of Fame Post: Step #1, Get Rogie Vachon into the fucking Hall!
3rd game in 4 nights… on the east coast… okay, okay, I’m impressed. I’ll (kind of) shut up now.