Lack of Scoring? What Lack of Scoring?
Giving up 4 goals would have been a death knell for these Kings, but everyone coming back from the Olympic break was sloppier than Mel Gibson driving on the PCH.
What are the odds Robyn Regehr scoring in 2 straight games? The same as being struck by lightning twice? The same as winning the lottery? The same as Ryan Reynolds having a hit movie?
The Kings have been a top-10 team in the penalty kill department but tonight they were like watching an episode of “The Walking Dead”
Tanner Pearson went to school today and was taught a very important lesson by Matt Duchene. When you’re defending Matt Duchene, don’t allow him to make you look like a monkey.
That was singlehandly the worst looking power play I have ever seen. It looked like a bunch of special needs kids with sticks.
Dustin Brown did his best Trevor Lewis imitation on his breakaway but at least he found a wide open Stoll to tie the game early in the 2nd.
The Kings just can’t stay out of the fucking penalty box!!! Voynov, what in Russia sucks were you doing? Admiring?
4-2 on yet another power play. What should I do? Laundry? Wash the dishes? Listen to the rain fall as I read “50 Shades of Grey” while wearing a thong? (I know, disgusting image. Sorry) The Kings CAN’T score so this game is about as over as Justin Bieber, right?
Just as I was about to get all moist during Christian and Anastasia’s elevator make-out scene , Anze Kopitar gave Kings fans some hope. For only the 3rd time in 9 games, the Kings actually scored THREE goals. Okay, wait. Let me check ESPN to find out when the last time the Kings scored FOUR goals was…. okay…. looking…. January 16th at St Louis. TWELVE games ago. What are the odds the Kings will…. HOLY SHIT! As I’m typing this they score again? WTF? The look on Patty Roy’s face is the same look I have when my 3 year old pees in the bed!
THAT is why you keep Richards and Carter on the same line! Wow! We got a game!!!
Do my eyes deceive me? Am I dreaming? Did I just see the Kings actually SCORE on the power play? Did they actually just come back from a 4-2 defect to take the lead? Aw crap, now I gotta bite my nails and they grew back so nicely during the Olympic break. I even had them buffed and polished by a Vietnamese lady.
Chew, chew, chew.
Come on. Only 2 wins in the last 11 games, my wife hasn’t gotten laid much and she’s looking at me like she’s a wolf and I’m a leg of lamb.
Martin Jones is coming up huge in the 3rd period.
You stupid idiot Matt Greene! Please, just once, kill a penalty tonight!
Chew, chew, chew.
OH MY GOD, I forgot to breathe!
Okay, gotta do my husbandly duties… I’ll be back in 4 minutes to finish writing this.
Mike Richards gets the Jeremy Roenick “what’s wrong with my skates” award as he fell down more than the Irish on St Patty’s day.
Robyn Regehr was +4.
Justin Williams empty netter was his first in 22 games.
Dustin Brown for Martin St Louis? My friend Dave posed that question to me today and I quickly rejected it… but thinking about it? However, tonight rumors are running rampant that Ryan Kesler has asked for a trade – I would trade Brown for Kesler faster than I would cum being with Nina Agdal.
Adam Proteau from the Hockey News suggests the Kings should be one of 4 destinations for Martin St. Louis HERE – I say he winds up back with Babcock in Detroit.
Jewels From The Crown suggests acquiring Andrew McDonald would be a grave mistake. Then again, they said the same thing about acquiring Robyn Regehr and he’s worked out alright.
And then… there’s CAMEL TOE FAIL!!!