News, Notes, Bullshit
The new Kings logo has been painted on Center Ice – 3 years later – gonna be fun trying to follow a BLACK PUCK through that mess.
Garon invited to camp on a PTO – I remember when he played for the Habs and saved 50 against the Kings. The morons in the front office were so excited they traded for him and made him their #1 starter. He sucked worse than Johnny Depp’s latest movie. At least now I can wear my Garon jersey with pride – oh, wait, I’m only going to 4 games this year, never mind.
Rookie Camp starts today. The Ducks rookies blow away the Kings rookies, so I won’t be showing up to the TSC where parking is worse than Dodger Stadium to watch Joseph Cramarossa beat the shit out of Matt Campagna.
Willie Mitchell is expected to be ready for camp… And I’ll weigh 175 pounds by the end of September.
Both Frozen Fury games will be televised! Thanks! You just saved me over 1,000 bucks! (Airfare or Gas, Hotel Room, Tickets, Booze, Whores)
I think people who are going ballistic about the Wild’s Clayton Stoner shooting, killing and beheaded a bear should shut the fuck up. I mean, have you seen the footage of the Syrian rebels executing those government fighters in the head? THAT would be something to get your panties wedged. Then, the one time a bear rips the arms and legs off of an NHL player then eats him, there will be even MORE outrage!
So Sean Avery is “allegedly” a peter puffer (don’t take offense gay people, its a “Full Metal Jacket” reference)? That still doesn’t explain why he’s still such an asshole.
Doesn’t it make you feel just a little bit happy that its all falling apart for the Kardashians. Shit, if I were married to one, I’d be a crack head, too.
I read today that regular marijuana use is on the rise. That’s all we need, a slower Bob Miller.
I read that new Star Wars comic that came out today where George Lucas had Anakin Skywalker as an old Colonel and Han Solo was half lizard. See above blurb about marijuana.
Does anyone but me wish it were hotter?