Moulson had his bags packed and the taxi cab waiting downstairs
Vanek had to call and get a refund from Disneyland
MacDonald cried softly into some used tissues
Clifford won’t have to buy galoshes and Gagner won’t be purchasing speedo’s
It was about as exciting as watching zoo monkey’s fling poo
As for the Kings
Jones and Toffoli go from rainy beaches to crappy Manchester
Some went to chase whores in Vegas, because that seems to be the only place they can “score.”
Several players will be heading to various medical centers to have their heads removed from their asses.
Mike Richards will be heading to “Dry Island” to meditate and figure out why last night was the first point credited to him in 8 games.
Dwight King will be seeking the spiritual advice from Goofy to figure out why the Kings best LW (according to Sutter) has just 1 goal and 1 assist in 15 games despite playing on the top 2 lines.
Jarret Stoll will finally get to have sex with girlfriend Erin Andrews. Hopefully the removal of blue balls will help him do next game what he has failed to do in the last ELEVEN. Score.
Dustin Brown has 0 goals and 0 assists in 11 games. That’s PERFECT going into an Olympic tournament, don’t you think?
The Kings have 23 games to right the ship. They’re 12 points behind San Jose so it looks like they’ll be battling for 6th, 7th or 8th place… again… and treating us fans to NON home-ice advantage. Just wonderful.
If the Kings ARE thinking about acquiring Andrew MacDonald from the Islanders, who sits? Muzzin? He was pretty good last game (but inconsistent) or is it Greene and his toughness? Or is Lombardi thinking about the future when Greene and Mitchell BOTH leave next year as UFA’S?
So what happens if the Kings top line winger gets hurt playing in the AHL? Don’t think this is the smartest of moves IMO