Just because you let a guy with a porno name, Ben Lovejoy score the game winner, we shouldn’t be worried
Give up 3 goals? I’m not losing any zzzzzzzzzz’s
Allow TWO power play goals? Not gonna blame this one on “The Jinx”
7 seconds away from being down 1 game to two? Not even breaking a garlic infused sweat.
The Kings scored another power play. No more ghost of Jamie Kompon and his stupid angular face that looks like its been stretched like silly putty.
Ducks are 4-0 at Staples? I got warts that bother me more than that.
The home team has to win at some point. That day comes Saturday.
Anderson is hurt, Hiller looks about as nervous as a group of soccer moms running into a sex offender.
Dustin Brown did his thing by breaking a few of Matt Beleskey’s bones. Clifford sent Cogliano to the boo-boo factory. Wearing them down, baby.
Now Chicago? I’m worried mommy.
Fuck you, Toronto!
So I go to make reservations at Gretzky’s on Saturday night for the game. Know what I’m told? “We’re showing the UFC fight.” – “So you’re not showing the KINGS game at ALL? At GRETZKY’S???” Needless to say, I sent an email off to the great one then made reservations at Real Sports where shockingly, they’ll actually have ONE TV tuned to the game, while every meathead in Toronto will be watching two guys wrestle.
See his quotes? We’re looking for the “right fit” – Looks like he’s been brainwashed pretty good by Lombardi. Maybe they’ll take Mike Richards back.
Have you been listening to NY fans and their absolute Alex Rodriguez style HATRED for Rick “1 goal in 33 playoff games” Nash? At least Brad Richards showed up this season. Nash has been a bigger flop than “Grudge Match.” When Brandon Dubinsky gets more ink, that’s a problem.
I’m making the call. Nash winds up in Vancouver and Kessler winds up on Broadway