Pancakes to the Rescue!
Okay, lets take care of business first:
I wore my Trevor Lewis jersey because that’s the jersey I wore when the Kings won the cup. It worked. But I’m not superstitious. Or Bi-Polar. Or hopped up on pills. I just like beer and bitching a lot.
Second, to all of those who I told the Kings would sweep the next four after losing the first two… I want a shot of Jaeger next game.
Once again the Kings were outhustled, outplayed, outhit, out face-offed, outshot and outhoused. And they still managed a win.
Jonathan Quick is God.
The Kings defy the odds… again… only 13% of teams down 0-2 advance to the next round.
Speaking of God, did anyone see that ray of light from the man upstairs that went beaming through the Kings bench before the start of the game? It was eerie, and cool at the same time. I’m just glad they didn’t build Staples over a gravesite or their might have been a “Poltergeist” moment.
It was nice the Red Wings blew a 3-1 lead late, then won it in overtime. It just to show the Ducks indeed suck and will make a very nice opponent when they finish off the Dead Things on Sunday while the Kings are smoking cigars and smoking women in their jacuzzi’s.
How many Kings and Ducks fans are gonna beat the crap out of each other during the series? There’s gonna be some SERIOUS brawls! I have a feeling some Kings fan is gonna wanna see if a Duck fan can actually FLY and toss him over the 300 section. No, don’t blame me if this happens, either.
Hey! Muzzin didn’t screw up tonight! Okay, okay, he’s a ROOKIE! I’ll cut the kid some slack.
How come the Mayor isn’t reporting what’s REALLY wrong with Clifford?
Show of hands: How many of you are so relieved that Quick’s gaffe in Game 1 wasn’t the “turning point” in the series.
Chris Stewart – 0 goals
Andy McDonald – 0 goals
T.J. Oshie -4
Mike Richards had 0 goals, but led the team in scoring with 5 assists (thank his buddy Carter for burying 3 of them)
Anyone else notice last game is St Louis when Carter scored the first goal the organ player in Scottrade played Ce-Lo Green’s “F*** You” – Kind of funny but at the same time, kind of classless.