Random Thoughts For a Tuesday Morning
The Buffalo Sabres have officially been eliminated from the playoffs.
I like the recently waived Aaron Asham and his toughness. That’s it. No witty comeback or camel toe jokes.
So Nail Jack-Off admits he wants to play “his game” and doesn’t want to “forecheck” – Gee, I’m wondering how many Oiler fans are happy with that selection and not taking a defensive player that they desperately needed like Ryan Murray. Back to Russia in 5-4-3-2…
I’m also wondering how that Schultz guy is feeling right about now since the Ducks have made the playoffs and looks like they will again this season while the Oilers… well… they still suck like a Thai whore on a Navy Frigate.
Are the New York Rangers THAT BAD or will it just take time to learn their new coaches system SLASH Are the Canucks that good despite having to learn their new coaches system?
The Flyers can’t score and James Van Riemsdyk has 5 goals. Carter and Richards (and even Gagne) have their names on the cup and Simmonds and Schenn don’t. Bobrovsky won the Vezina and they’re paying a goalie 23 million dollars NOT to play for them. Quick, who ISN’T winning GM of the year?
How does Erik Gudbranson have four more penalty minutes than Colton Orr???
I’m calling it tomorrow: Radko Gudas vs Daniel Carcillo. I also predict they’ll hug a lot. Wait… didn’t Gudas come to training camp for the Kings in 2009? Lombardi missed ANOTHER ONE!?!?!?!?!?!
David Backes has taken just 7 shots, but has scored 4 goals. Anze Kopitar has 15 shots and zero goals and makes twice as much money… and is more poised to scare children on Halloween without a mask.
Kompon/Not Kompon – The Kings and Blackhawks are both TIED for 25% on the power play
The Kings don’t have ANY of their defensemen in the top THIRTY in points
The Kings don’t have ANY of their defensemen in the top SIXTY in points
The Kings defensemen are making 22 million dollars this season
None of the Kings centers has a goal this season. That’s as many as me.
Matt Cooke is tied for 3rd in scoring for a left winger and he hasn’t even been suspended yet!
Dustin Penner is a +5
Has anyone ever eaten at a Potbelly? I was thinking about buying some of their stock, but I don’t even know what it is, other than at 50 years old, I have one.
Taylor Hall – Ryan Nugent Hopkins – Ales Hemsky are combined for a -24. The whole Kings TEAM is only -10.
Jeff Carter has a 70.8 faceoff win percentage. Jarret Stoll, the faceoff specialist signed for 3 years? 49.4
It’s weird not having to worry about Dallas in our division anymore and I keep forgetting that’s a really nice thing since the Oilers and Flames now are.
New Jersey hasn’t won a game yet. MAN is it gonna be fun when they have to forfeit the #1 overall pick for a player that quit their team.
Why are pennies still in existence? Haven’t they been eliminated in about 27 other countries already? They sure are annoying in linen pants and in my car’s center console when I’m desperately trying to fish for quarters.
Which is a bigger surprise? Colorado being 5-0, the Caps being 2-4 or the the fact that you really don’t give a shit that the Government is still closed!
Buffalo fell to 0-6-1 tonight with Jason Pominville scoring the winning goal against his former team. If you’re a Sabres fan, do you have the 1/4 drill bit against your forehead ready to squeeze the trigger?
The Dodgers won and although I didn’t care, it made me happy.
Here are some stupid Kings Anagrams for you:
Anze Kopitar – Area Zip Knot
Mike Richards – Married Hicks
Justin Williams – Jail Until Swims