If Chicago fans are going to come into our crib and act like assholes, then I’m going to put a politically incorrect title to my thread and an even worse photo to match it.
So like I said in my last blog Chicago fans… go fuck yourselves. Especially that horse face in 119 who enjoyed taunting us when it was 1-0 and 2-1 but didn’t have much else except eat hay the rest of the game.
During the 2nd round the team that scored first was 26-1.
Last game the Kings overcame a 2-0 deficit to squash that record so doing it twice would seem about as impossible as staying married to a Kardashian.
When Jonathan Toews scored a shorthanded goal, it could have easily deflated the Kings, the home ice advantage, the fact that Towes made Quick his female dog… but the Kings came right back and scored a power play goal. See, there’s a REASON Jamie Kompon isn’t with the Kings anymore. Just ask the Hawks 1 for 19 on the PP.
Our power play tonight really didn’t help us. I thought that was the difference in the game – Joel Quenneville
Lets face facts folks: Corey Crawford just isn’t that good. The Kings, who found the back of the net in the regular season about as often as Donald Sterling inviting Michael Jace to a basketball game, suddenly have potted 9 in 2 games?
Let Gaborik and Kopitar handle Toews (badly I might add), we’ll take the Toffoli/Carter/Pearson line. Pearson has been nothing short of a snarling beast on a stupid vampire show. His puck battles, his blind passing, his placing sand enemas up Chicago’s defense. Carter’s goal was more beautiful than the ending of “Frozen”. I cried both times because I am that much of a pussy.
The Kings didn’t take stupid penalties and Voynov finally injected some PED’s and played his best game to date.
But what the hell happened to the pounding Kings who were averaging 50 hits per game? Only 26 tonight.
Jarret Stoll won 11 of 12 in the 3rd period and once again made Handzus his monkey.
My only concern is Quick allowed 3 goals again. Okay, so the last one didn’t mean shit, but still… he needs a shutout!!!
Dustin (-2) Brown continues to suck balls. HIT SOMEONE DUSTIN! (11 in 3 games is NOT the Dustin Brown we know) – Mike Richards wasn’t much better tonight either.
Patrick Kane has disappeared:
a) like a Malaysian airliner
b) like Natalee Holloway
c) like Bernie Madoff’s money
He was -2 (again), didn’t have a goal (again), and was a non-factor (again). Quick made a couple of nice saves on him.