Smile, Baby, Smile!
THAT was a nerve wracking game.
Just because Mike Hasenfratz tried to screw the Kings out of a win YET AGAIN, the Stanley Cup champs stuck it up his rectum and won anyway vs a really tough opponent this year.
Okay, if Dallas has Jagr and Roy and Morrow, do the Kings still win the game?
Answer: Who gives a shit? They don’t have them anymore. We won. NEXT!
Jonathan Quick? Back to playoff form but he’s still flopping around like a caught fish a bit too much for this non professional’s liking.
Matt Greene? Welcome back. You’re not making Muzzin look very good, though.
Dustin Brown? Have some more kids, you’re playing great!
How HAPPY are you right now? Columbus wins the game in the last 2 minutes after blowing a 2 goal 3rd period lead. Calgary, of all teams, has won 3 straight and has put a wrench in many a playoff plan, and how about Colorado? WTF? The Blues hadn’t allowed 2 goals in 6 straight games and they more than double that output? Of course, only Edmonton had to go and fuck everything up.
So let me get this straight: The Flyers get rid of Gagne, Carter, Richards, and the Kings win the Cup. This year they get rid of Van Rymsdyk and Toronto makes the playoffs for the first time since 2004. You think GM’s are pushing each other out of the way to make a deal with Philadelphia?
How the hell does Jiri Tlusty have 21 goals and Alexander Semin only have 12?
Sheldon Souray is +23?
Jeff Carter now has 8 game winning goals. Those 16 points put the Flyers AND Columbus WAY in the playoffs. Jeff has also scored on 20% of his shots. So the next time a goaltender stops him 4 times, you can smile, ’cause you know what’s coming.