So, What Shall We Talk About?
August usually sucks for any deals or movement and GM’s usually take their vacation around this time. I know my readership has fallen by 50% this past week.
So should we talk about movies? Most of them this summer have sucked worse than Amanda Bynes decision making.
Music? I don’t even know what they’re trying to jam down my throat anymore.
Books? I’m still reading the expensive Hockey book I bought and then I still have Steve Jobs’ book I bought when he was actually still alive.
How come Ron Hainsey doesn’t have a deal? Maybe he was just super smelly in those board room negotiations and didn’t pay attention to that “Nervous is why, you need soft and dry” jingle?
Whatever happened to Sean Avery and his stupidity? I’m craving a dose.
Blake Wheeler signs for more than Dustin Brown? I guess this means Kyle Clifford thinks he’s worth twice what Nathan Gerbe just got?
Any new TV shows you’re watching? (For you perverts, there’s a lot of titty and lesbo action on “Orange is the New Black”)
Should Quick be the Olympic starting goalie? I’m secretly hoping he has a slight groin pull that keeps him from going to Russia so he’ll be very well rested for the playoffs instead of being mentally drained after playing 115 games.
The Dodgers are really in first place? Who did THEY sleep with?
Long Beach antique show, Rose Bowl antique show or Toilet Bowl antique show?
I’ve never been to the Montreal Comedy Fest. Doesn’t sound funny.
Let me get this straight. The Toronto Blue Jays made all these great trades and free agent signings and they’re 10 games out of a WILD CARD berth? Who do they think they are, the NY Rangers?
Oh, football season is starting. Someone call me when in January for the Super Bowl. In the meantime, I’ll spend sunny days with the family instead of sitting on the couch all day, yelling at the TV, drinking beer and getting fatter than my cat.
Quick, name Jonathan Bernier’s defense!
Will Ferrell tweeted this: