My thoughts during the game
When the fuck is Drew Doughty going to earn the money the Kings are paying him?
Jonathan Quick is no good with four days off
Teddy Purcell scores against his former team. Next up to score against his former team? Rich Clune!
Is it me or do the Kings lead the league in hit crossbars?
Well, that period was sloppier than a Kanye West sex tape
Humpty Dumpty was pushed, so was Mike Richards – “Disallowed” reminds me of my request to have my parking ticket dismissed, clicking on porn sites at work and when I want the third input.
The 4 minute power play was about as effective as a Taco Bell burrito for curbing diarrhea
Ben Bishop was playing 7 feet tall… oh, wait…
Martin St. Louis comes up to Ben Bishop’s dick. I don’t why I thought that or even why I decided to write that.
Fox can afford to send, house, per-diem Patrick O’Neill for 20 seconds of interviews but the L.A. Times has to rely on the A.P. feed for their stories.
The Kings have a lot of shots. I might have a lot of shots by the time this game is over.
Okay, they just scored again and I’m reaching for the Jaegermeister.
We traded the wrong goaltender. Okay, that’s just a pissed off emotional response… no, its not… we traded the wrong goaltender.
Oh, look! Drew Doughty takes an early penalty. No, he wasn’t drinking at all in Tampa last night. Or chasing pussy. He’s FOCUSED! Now, since I know the players read this shit for brains blog, and often get a chuckle out of my ramblings, AND Drew Doughty has told my colleagues he “hates my guts” I’ll be expecting a 3 point performance from Doughty in Nashville. Oh, wait, it’s Nashville. I expect Doughty will be knee deep in naive country vaginal mucus.
Thank you Malone, for doing a better job of keeping the puck out of our net than Quick did.
Okay, there’s ONE! Voynov from (gulp) Frattin.
Aaaand I’m back to pounding down shots again. At least we now know Scrivens is human and not some Arnold Schwarzenegger type from the future.
Some guy names Palat just scored. Doesn’t his name sound like when your shit hits the water in your toilet?
Onto Nashville and pretty much a guaranteed win.
Can’t wait until just ONE of our four centers actually scores a goal.