Strike Three! You’re Out!
Stop saying we still have a chance. No, the Kings don’t. It’s over. Like when your girl doesn’t want to see you any more and she’s having sex with your brother over. Like trying to get your money back from Bernie Madoff over. Like Justin Bieber’s career over.
Look on the bright side: We’re not down 0-3 to the Ducks.
Fluky goals. Just not our year. Richards sucks. Quick was off. Whatever excuse you want to use, go right ahead.
The Sharks were Steve McQueen. The Kings were Robert Evans. The Stanley Cup is Ali MacGraw. Not a damn thing the Kings can do about it.
On Thursday, I’m going to enjoy my 9th wedding anniversary to a wonderful wife who puts up with a lot of my shit. So if anyone wants a pair of tickets in section 119 – row 11 for 250 bucks, just hit me up with an email (hit the CONTACT button), because I know you’re just DYING to spend 250 bucks to watch the Kings shake hands. You can say, “I was there!”
So what excuses will Lombardi come up with now that “the team that’s built for the playoffs” is about to pull a Tampa Bay Lightning?
Where does Lombardi start to clean house?
Clifford was rumored to be dealt to Edmonton. Williams is apparently on the block. Richards should be driven off the Santa Monica Pier (thanks for that one jt), Regehr needs to put out to pasture, Toffoli needs to lift some weights, McNabb needs to show what he can do and Mitchell needs to be re-signed for one more season. Brown will stay. Sorry, folks. But Lombardi’s gonna have to eat that contract for breakfast, lunch, dinner and a snack.
Do you think Uncle Phil cleans house and gets rid of Lombardi and Sutter?
I’m sad I won’t see my friends at Staples Center until September, and some of them will probably die before I see them again.
I miss the Fox Sports Bar and now Trader Vic’s.
I’m glad the Kings listened to me and gave us shirts instead of cum rags. Oh, wait. They fooled me. They gave us cum rag MINI T-shirts. How cute.
I didn’t quite understand substituting Pearson for Clifford.
I saw Aerosmith’s Steven Tyler in attendance but where the fuck was Cuba Gooding Jr? The drug addicted Matt from “Friends”? Alysa Milano’s boobies?
I’m sure Marian Garobik didn’t come here to be eliminated in 4 straight while his former team at least has a win. Will Lombardi’s gamble pay off? I have a bet with Dave that the Kings will pay him 3 years, 21 mil. Dave says it will be less and we have a bottle of scotch riding on it!
It’s been fun, folks. I imagine my “hits” here will go WAY down until a trade is made or we bitch about which stupid player Lombardi drafted. But I will leave you with this:
Have you folks ever thought about WHY Carcillo was suddenly traded and if Richards having a lousy year is just a coincidence?