Suck It, Vancouver!
I love Los Angeles.
Lots of wanna be actress/whores who will do anything to sink their dysfunctional mitts into an athlete.
Where to find them? At any stupid trendy club YOU couldn’t get into but they can because they’re whores.
I also love Brad Richardson.
He used to play in Los Angeles and now he plays in Vancouver.
So when the Canucks arrived Thursday night, who better to ask where to party and meet these whores but Richardson who gladly told him where they could hang out with guys like this:
When the Canucks skated on the Ice in front of a Hockey Night in Canada crowd, they were about as lethargic as a turtle that just got laid.
Jonathan Quick reminded the Canucks of which team won a Stanley Cup and which one didn’t early in the 1st period and that inspired newcomers like Tyler Toffoli and Linden Vey who took the pressures off of Mike Richards and Anze Kopitar. Does this also mean Jarret Stoll could be a nice deadline deal? If I were Colin Fraser, I wouldn’t put a down payment on a condo in Redondo anytime soon. Simply put, Vey and Toffoli were money. Vey left Richardson and his jock somewhere around Hermosa Beach.
Of course, this game came with more bad news as Kyle Clifford never showed up for the 2nd period. Rumors of Dwight King locking him in the shitter were not true. He “got his bell rung” is not a good sign given his concussion history.
The Kings 5 goals were actually scored 5 on 5… which is a bigger miracle than Sean O’Donnell’s mustache.
The penalty kill looked like the penalty kill of old.
Tom Sestito – douchebag
Luongo? Wishing HE were traded to New Jersey instead of that other guy.
I had a fricken cold, but this win is making me feel a whole lot better
Thanks to everyone for the “yard sale” advice. Youw ere right. Lots of idiots who want your 150 dollar TV for 10 bucks, but a lot of nice people, too. Made 500 bucks on shit I was just gonna throw away. Now I can buy that game worn Dimiti Yushkevich jersey.