That Felt Good!
I thought I was watching a live coma.
15 minutes without a shot on goal. I could have taken a crap and showered and not missed anything.
Wait. I did.
Holy shit! The Kings scored a power play goal in 4 straight games? The ghost of Jamie Kompon has officially been exorcised!
But entering the 3rd period, the Kings had only 6 shots on goal? Then I read the stat that the Kings have allowed only one goal in the 3rd period in the last 8 games? Hell, maybe I’ll take my Sports Illustrated and rub one out.
I’m glad I didn’t. I got to see tonight what I won’t be seeing in person tomorrow night. The Kings scoring, and scoring, and scoring.
Even Rich Clune couldn’t do shit as he was wearing some headgear reserved for kids who bang their heads against the wall.
In the end, Jon Bernier allowed one goal. Again. He ONLY allows one goal. Did you know that? In 5 straight starts. Yeah, he’s only worth Matt Fratin and a 2nd. Fucking Toronto idiots.
I love when they give away hats and the home team scores a hat trick! Remember Pavol Demitra doing it? Carter for Jack Johnson and a 1st looking better and better.
They replace Heidi Androl with Jeff Moriarty? ARE YOU KIDDING?
So James Wisniewski gets suspended 12 games for elbowing during pre-season last year and today Patrick Kuleta, who is a 2 time repeat offender gets 5 games for a hit way worse. Way to go NHL!
Tied 2-2, Andrei Loktionov took a offensive zone hooking. Toronto scored seconds later and New Jersey lost the game. If the Devils don’t make the playoffs, I’ll blame Lokti.
Doughty – 5 goals, 2 on the pp – 0 goals, 0 assists.