That Felt Good!
I thought I was watching a live coma.
15 minutes without a shot on goal. I could have taken a crap and showered and not missed anything.
Wait. I did.
Holy shit! The Kings scored a power play goal in 4 straight games? The ghost of Jamie Kompon has officially been exorcised!
But entering the 3rd period, the Kings had only 6 shots on goal? Then I read the stat that the Kings have allowed only one goal in the 3rd period in the last 8 games? Hell, maybe I’ll take my Sports Illustrated and rub one out.
I’m glad I didn’t. I got to see tonight what I won’t be seeing in person tomorrow night. The Kings scoring, and scoring, and scoring.
Even Rich Clune couldn’t do shit as he was wearing some headgear reserved for kids who bang their heads against the wall.
In the end, Jon Bernier allowed one goal. Again. He ONLY allows one goal. Did you know that? In 5 straight starts. Yeah, he’s only worth Matt Fratin and a 2nd. Fucking Toronto idiots.
I love when they give away hats and the home team scores a hat trick! Remember Pavol Demitra doing it? Carter for Jack Johnson and a 1st looking better and better.
They replace Heidi Androl with Jeff Moriarty? ARE YOU KIDDING?
So James Wisniewski gets suspended 12 games for elbowing during pre-season last year and today Patrick Kuleta, who is a 2 time repeat offender gets 5 games for a hit way worse. Way to go NHL!
Tied 2-2, Andrei Loktionov took a offensive zone hooking. Toronto scored seconds later and New Jersey lost the game. If the Devils don’t make the playoffs, I’ll blame Lokti.
Doughty – 5 goals, 2 on the pp – 0 goals, 0 assists.
4 Comments
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March 05, 2013 7:07:54 pm
I remember thinking that Carter was a desperation move back at the time. But have to say it was the best thing that could have happened to the Kings. I always felt that trading Johnson was addition by subtraction. But this couldn’t have panned out better for Lombardi.
Funny how much I still don’t like Drew Doughty. He comes off as such a complete asshole! The second he’s an Ex-king is the second I’ll see him as the next Rob Blake. And face it guys, he’s going to fuck us down the line just like Rob! He’ll demand 10 million a year next contract and force a trade.
Still glad Heidi the Android is gone! Once you get past the piece of ass that she is. There’s really nothing to see here folks! Just like the thousands of other Dopey broads in this town. -
March 05, 2013 10:34:32 pm
Barry, what do you think about Bernier starting tonight?
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March 06, 2013 1:27:20 am
I think Drew Doughty needs a benching. I rather have Drewiske and Muzzin in the line-up, at least they shoot the puck. Bottom line is that straddling the blue line with the puck does not produce points. I’m fine with trading him at this point when you have cheaper alternatives. Get rid of that bloated salary and go get Visnovski from NYI. We might even get Moulson back.
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I think the “Living Coma Line” would be a great name for the “First” line. Those guys are asleep at the wheel. Kopi, Brown and Williams have 14 goals combined. Where did Moriarty come from? Who’s weird cousin is he? I think someone forgot to tell Doughty that in order to play well enough to be considered for the Norris you need to do more than “the little things” and “playing solid D”. He’s turning into JJ, high and wide.