The Oscars and Kevin Westgarth’s Career Over?
Yeah, I watched. I didn’t go to any fancy parties… as a matter of fact I’ve never been to the “Vanity Fair” party…. oh, wait. Yes I have. I just don’t remember it. But I did go with Robert Downey Jr so maybe THAT had something to do with it.
These award shows always make me feel like I have a shitty career.
The great thing about Hollywood is they actually think Ukraine is watching the Oscars – Albert Brooks
Hey, Kim Novak: Joan Rivers called, she wants her face back. – Matt Barry
“Frozen”, best animated film and Kim Novak’s face – Justin Stangel, “Letterman” head writer
Everyone keeps saying “0scars r our olympics!” O for fuck sake. And our Pussy Riot is justin beiber fighting shia lebeouf – Bill Maher
Michael Fassbender didn’t win the Oscar, so he’ll just have to be satisfied with owning the largest penis in the building. – 8 rusty staples
Was Whoopi Goldbergs dress made by Hefty’s?
I wonder if Anne Hathaway’s dress caused people to have seizures.
Any other gem’s I missed?
Davis Drewiske on waivers from MTL – Do it Deano… on 2nd thought… don’t.
If the Kings are looking for a defenseman, they should be looking at someone to pair with Drew Doughty and his minutes.
So far there’s:
Brian Campbell (FLA) 27 minutes – but that contract. Oy!
Andrew McDonald (NYI) 25 minutes – but his corsi number suck
Mark Giordano (CGY) 25 minutes but would cost a LOT
Andy Greene (NJ) 24 and doubt uncle lou parts with him
Tobias Enstrom (WPG) 24 minutes – Hmmm. Target #1
Christian Ehrehoff (BUF) 24 minutes but a horrid contract
Justin Schultz (EDM) 23 minutes – Target #2
Dennis Wideman (CGY) 23 minutes – Target #3
Kevin Westgarth Career Over? He got knocked the fuck out. What is it about former Kings who go to Calgary to have their careers ended? Too bad, nicest guy in the world.