The Wrong Teams Won!
1st observation: The refs were AWESOME – they let the boys play when they needed them to play and they made the right calls at the right times. Can we get rid of everyone else?
2nd observation: The goaltending sucks – 9 goals in the TB/Montreal game? 7 goals in the Pitt and Ducks games? The Kings and Sharks will be lucky to score 7 goals in the entire SERIES.
3rd observation: The Kings can beat ANY of these teams.
Of course, they’re going to get swept by the Sharks, right?
CBJ/Pitt: Letang is atrocious. Wow! He made Jaroslav Modry look like Chris Pronger. He was rustier than a Malaysian airliner. If the Jackets had ANY goaltending, they would have won this game. I absolutely LOVED the BJ’s pounding the Pens like pizza dough. By the time they get to the 3rd round after having to face the Flyers or Rangers, they’re gonna be about as exhausted as Charlie Sheen at a hooker convention.
Mon/TB: Who set up the game winner? Come on. You know. Danny Briere is the answer. Why the Kings didn’t grab him when they had the chance will remain a mystery to me until the season starts next season. Stamkos was an absolute BEAST. Since the Kings didn’t get him and they got Doughty instead (who won a cup), I’m expecting Drew to have a super series… until he gets his shoulder dislocated again.
Ducks/Dal: Quick, which team failed to get off the airplane? Dallas made it interesting but it was more like the Ducks were bored. At least Dallas is helping to set up the Kings/Ducks matchup next round. Beleskey left the game. Getzlaf hit in the face with a slap shot. Softening them up! Wait! I mean the Ducks/Sharks matchup, don’t I?
Every fan seems to wearing T-Shirts. I’ve had three years of cum rags. Enough already. Nut up and give me a damn playoff T-Shirt already!