Time to Be Mr. Positive!
I was going to start this article by talking about how maybe the Kings should think about dealing Kopitar and his 6.8 million cap hit for the #1 pick in the draft. Carter moves up to center the first line, plays with McKinnon and Brown while Richards centers Williams and Toffoli. Not bad, right?
Then I watched the absolute Gang Members vs Giants Fan at Dodger Stadium beat down the Bruins handed to Pittsburgh in their own crib, for a second straight game! Holy choke-jobs Batman, I so don’t feel bad about the Kings anymore! At least the Kings are coming home! Pittsburgh is roasted like a peanut.
As for the Kings, Anze Kopitar has 2 goals and 5 assists in 15 games. That sucks donkey balls. Put Toffoli up on the top line since Richards still thinks he’s going to Disneyland and won’t likely play tomorrow.
Unfortunately, due to prior commitments, I’ll be missing the game (so if anyone wants to buy 2 seats in section 119, Row 11 on the aisle above the glass on the blue line for 600 bucks, let me know. No, seriously. Let me know.)
But my positive “Force” like energy will be with you all… while I’ll be making lots of money teaching and spanking it to Pia Tostada underneath my desk.
Quick usually rebounds after a stinker (will Will Smith?) The Kings have won 14 straight at home which means I’ve been drunk a lot! Chicago has kind of been as ugly as an Amanda Bynes haircut/tattoo/naked tweet on the road. They even lost to Minnesota once and Detroit stuck their meat sticks in Chicago’s fart box as well. It’s time for Davis Payne to figure out these fuckers once and for all!
Can anyone glue a “I sucked when I was here” to the glass behind Jamie Kompon tomorrow?
They need to take a few runs at Crawford. Like bowl him the fuck over.
Can we have a fight please? Just one? Shit, I’ll even take a Jordan Nolan fight.
I can’t believe I’m saying this but I think I’d rather have Helen Kellerby in the lineup instead of Alec Martinez (who wants to bet me he’s not on the roster next season. One Bass Ale (or beer equivalent) is the asking price!
I’ve decided the Kings are going to trade Jonathan Bernier to Florida. Those ugly uniforms just seem perfect for Bernier. I have a feeling Florida trades their #3 pick, drops down a few spots, then trades THAT pick to the Kings for Bernier. If I’m right, you can praise me, and buy me a beer next year. Can you tell I like beer? No wonder I can’t lose any fricken weight!