Time to Go Shark Hunting!
Matt Greene is a Jinx
Facts don’t lie:
In the last 6 games the Kings have played with Greene in the lineup, they’re 1-3-2 heading into the playoffs.
This brings the final total to: 17-19-2
Considering the Kings were 29-9-6 without him in the lineup, Matt Greene must be glued, nail gunned and zip tied to the press box if the Kings have ANY chance of winning another Stanley Cup.
Tonight was a fun game, proving once again how incredibly boring the Kings power(less) play is, how bad Jake Muzzin can be (the go ahead goal scored against late in the 3rd entirely his fault), and how incredibly useless the 3rd and 4th lines have been all season.
Anze Kopitar 70 points and a +34 – 4th in the league tied with Patrick Marleau whose +/- was ZERO – Kopi is the Rodney Dangerfield of the West.
Mike Richards – 7 million dollars for 11 goals and 30 assists? Maybe he’s got Ryan Malone-itis?
Dustin Brown – 15 goals and 12 assists – I’m not going to do any research but my guess is these numbers are probably 30th in the league for those wearing the “C” – Lombardi traded Lubo after signing his 7 million dollar deal and traded Johnson after signing his 5.25 million dollar deal. You cannot pay Dustin Brown 7.25 million dollars in salary next season. Unless of course he goes golden and wins us another Stanley Cup. Then all is forgiven. Like Dustin Penner forgiven.
Kyle Clifford, 3 goals… THREE. Tanner Pearson had that in 2/3rd less games.
Drew Doughty has Jack Johnson-itis. Only 10 goals on 177 shots equals 5.7% – 5.7% is my blood alcohol level once I leave Staples. (Liars for 100, Bob?)
43 power play goals ALL YEAR! (they finish 26th) – considering 10 of those came from Kopitar, the rest of the entire team ALL SEASON had 33 power play goals.
Tyler Toffoli – 22.2% face-off win percentage. Stevie Wonder has a better percentage.
Dwight King finished the season with 15 goals. NINE of them on the road.
Gaborik 16 points in 19 games – Vanek 15 points in 18 games – Moulson 12 points in 19 games. We win.
Jon Quick’s GAA was an impressive 2.07 but his save percentage sucked at .915 leading me to believe if it was HE who was traded to Toronto, he would have been lit up, basted, baked, toasted, glazed, frosted, sautéed, flambéd, and dry aged.
100 points is very nice and not one of the players could care less.
Kings took 338 minor penalties. 3rd worst in the NHL. Jake Muzzin had 28 minors. Trevor Lewis only had 3.
Dustin Brown had 248 hits. Justin Williams had to use his purse because he only could muster 44 in 82 games. That means he went every other game without so much as TOUCHING an opponent. No wonder he has so many trade rumors. His Corsi numbers must suck about as bad as a Zac Efron press conference.
Kings had 14 1 goal losses which was 5th worst in the NHL behind playoff teams like Florida, Winnipeg, Buffalo and Calgary.
How does Trevor Lewis win the “unsung hero” and not Alec Martinez?
Jeff Carter had 27 goals. 5 of them game winners. Tyler Toffoli had 12 goals. 5 of them game winner. Hey Tyler, SHOOT THE PUCK!
Kings had 13 shutouts – next best was Boston with 9 – Boston, Dallas and Colorado were the only 3 teams who were shutout only ONCE
Why should we give a rats ass about the “Jennings” Trophy?
Can anyone, I mean ANYONE explain to me why we were given our “playoff bags” OUTSIDE the arena instead of being handed them either before the game or after the game as we exited? What a complete cluster fuck!
Never have I ever seen a mass exodus during the “jersey’s off their backs” – I mean there was NOBODY there. Maybe because the fix is always in (and it was confirmed to me by a higher up. Pre-determined bullshit) – giving away a truck was nice, season tickets to one person was nice too but the rest of the prizes? Whatever happened to a cruise? Plane tickets? You gave a row 25 dollar gas cards? That doesn’t even buy half a fucking tank? T-Shirts? Spider-Man hats? Are you JOKING? They didn’t appreciate the fans at ALL this season. With all of the sponsors the best you could do was an Epiphone guitar? Remember when they gave out Southwest tickets to anywhere they flew? Oh, that was when we sucked. Sorry. Like I said, now that they have our money, they could give a shit.
Told ya Doughty wouldn’t play another game until the playoffs…
Rob Scuderi: 4 million dollars for 0 goals 4 assists and a -8? Can you say “Dodged a bullet?”
Remember When You Wanted LW Ryan Malone?
Not only was he arrested for DUI and cocaine possession, but the motherfucker can’t DRIVE!
“Malone since June also has seven traffic violations and has an April 30 court date for driving with a suspended license.”
How bad of a driver do you have to be to get stopped SEVEN times in 9 months!!!