Ways to Avoid the “Trap” Game
a) Start Toffoli and Pearson together on a line and make them play every other shift. That way the tired old guys can rest until they actually show up in the 2nd period
b) schedule an earthquake to scare the shit out of the Jets (check)
c) tell the Jets bus driver that there’s never any traffic in L.A. on Saturday
d) stay the hell out of the penalty box
e) make sure Dustin Byufglyi$#1yn takes advantage of the “all you can eat” buffet
f) send the Jets to the Playboy mansion and hand each player a roofie
g) tell Dustin Brown he’s still on the road and don’t let him go home
i) remind Jonathan Quick the last game he played he allowed 4 goals and sucked.
j) tell Muzzin he actually took a penalty last game and that he can’t take any more for the next 6 games or he will be punished by having to sniff Doughty’s used jock
Come to that weird Budweiser bar behind Section 119 between periods – I’ll wear my ELLERBY jersey in honor of the current Jets and former King player.
To the dude whose name I forget because I was in a complete FOG this morning at the WHPS, thanks for reading and I appreciate you taking the time to say “hello”
I keep running into Bruce McNall at the golf course. I’m not sure what that means, but I hope it doesn’t involve the word “indictment.”