Why Can’t I Enjoy This Win?
Don’t get me wrong, if we were down 0-3, I’d be on a drunken tirade and crying. Instead, we won, so you’ll just have to put up with a sober tirade.
I guess I expected the Kings to send a message to the Blues tonight. Make them think twice. Make them doubt. No, I wanted them to beat the shit out of them.I did enjoy Jeff Carters stick to the face of that annoying Barrett Jackman.
Penner had a good game (laughs at self)
The only doubt I see is the Blues coming back Monday confident they can play in our crib.
I was glad to get the 1st goal for many reasons.
1. I didn’t want the Blues to score the first goal
2. Our record when scoring the first goal was about amazing as the girl’s ass who was wearing SHORTS 7 rows in front of us.
3. Going into the 3rd period with a lead – would have doubted the Kings blow TWO straight when leading after 2
4. I wanted to cheer
The Elton John song “Someone Saved My Life Tonight” should have been played after the game as a tribute to Jonathan Quick who bailed out the Kings many times. It also helped the Blues missed several wide open nets. And how about Jake Muzzin’s BLATANT giveaway? Can we just bench him until training camp please?
Alec Martinez showed Darryl why he SHOULD be in the lineup with a great pinch just before Voynov scored the only goal…. oh, what the hell am I doing recapping the game. Go to my other stupid blog for that.
Wait, I just remembered something I wanted to remember: Where the fuck is that loud mouth asshole Cuba Gooding Jr now???
Matthew Perry kissing Bailey. I really didn’t need to see that. I wonder if the NHL will use that to promote their, “It’s OK to Come Out” campaign?
Three games and Carter and Kopitar are still hibernating. Can someone tell them winter is over?
How much did you love Justin Williams diving to bat away a puck destined for Jordan Leopold’s stick into a wide open net? I think I came (used one of the towels to collect the goo)
Those light thingy’s are cool. My kids are now using them to annoy each other.
How great was it not to have jerk off Vancouver fans in our crib?
We really, really need to win the next 3 games so we can play the Ducks in the next round. I mean, SERIOUSLY? The Kings have that opportunity to do this and they’re gonna let the Blues steal our thunder?
Note: Don’t drink and bid: On the last game of the season, apparently I bid on a Kings game worn jersey. How do I know? Because the Kings called to tell me I had won it and which credit card would I like to use to pay for it. Confused, I thought it was a scam and gave them an Amex, and then thought, “what the hell did I bid on?” I seem to recall a Keaton Ellerby jersey and I love owning the scrubs so I was excited to get to Staples to try on my new jersey. Instead it was a Brayden Schenn jersey which is far more valuable than an Ellerby jersey. I still don’t know how much I paid for it.
I didn’t know this until tonight, but the Budweiser room serves Bass Ale. This WHOLE SEASON I didn’t know this.
Do you think John Tortorella’s smiling because he’s going to be fired soon?
How crazy is the next game in Toronto gonna be? Hell, how crazy is TORONTO gonna be?
I’m so glad Vancouver is down 0 games to 2 heading into San Jose. Oh, how I want a sweep so badly so the next time they play in Staples we can all bring brooms! They’ve now lost SIX straight home games in the post season!!! OH, JOY!
Ottawa/Montreal – I really don’t care who wins, but I really did like Brandon Prust’s comments
So the ESPNZone won’t seat you at a table for 4 unless there are 3 of you there, then they tell you that they CAN seat you in the pit… which are all tables for 4.
As if we didn’t have enough to worry about with our defense:
This girls’ ass was so amazing and I love that she wore short shorts to a hockey game – she climbed the stairs in our section at least a dozen times and there were a chorus of “ooooh’s” each time